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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The last days of the late great City of Saratoga Springs.

Now with the election two weeks away it is time to imagine what will become of Saratoga if the four riders of the apocalypse are elected.

Commissioner of Public Safety Ron Kim, running for mayor wants to sell the only public property on the lake front and wants to sell the city’s soul to Bonacio all to build a police lounge and a garage for the cities first armored car.

Kevin Connolly running for commissioner of Public Safety. The union shill who rode in on the bus from P-town to give the police the salaries that they could only dream of a few years ago and never had an idea he didn’t run past Kim for approval.

Peter Martin, running for commissioner of Finance wasn’t happy with just ruining his clients on Wall Street now he wants to extend his reign of fiscal terror to the taxpayers of Saratoga.

Scirocco commissioner of Public Works our own village idiot who spent the last two years trying to turn on his laptop.

3 comments:

Sons of Sodom said...

Kevin Connolly who? said...
So who is Kevin Connolly?
An Albany UNION hack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRQuIOLHd98
A very well paid union hack.
Taxation & Finance Connolly, Kevin Annual $73,112

This man is hand picked by Kim to carry his personal agenda and is campaigning hand and hand with Kim.

Vanguard said...

Citizens,

You thought I was gone. But the truth is that I never left.

During the past few months, I have developed a 3-part plan to:

a) Establish my world empire's headquarters in your city; and

b) wipe out my media critics, and

c) Place my obedient servants into positions of power within your government.

Obviously, the first of the three has been leaked. But that matters not: for it is in the works; the funds are lined up and we are about to close the deal. A funny looking bankruptcy attorney and a glassy eyed special ed teacher are both standing by to do the honors at our ribbon cutting.

Next, it should be apparent to you that I do not tolerate public criticism. Just ask Rick Ross, Metroland, or that funny fellow who used to have a blog here in town that was very similar to the one you are now reading. (Note: are you reading this, Mr Alger?)

The third (and most important) part of the plan will be accomplished after I unleash my October Surprise on you. You just wait: when it happens, catch your breath and then realize it was MY doing!

NEVER should you doubt me!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather be swimming in Saratoga Lake someday than swimming in police department debt set up by this irresponsible blockhead.